released December 28, 1999

Chris "it's too quiet" Jeffries: guitars, mallet percussion, drums, ukulele
Steve "gene-yaws" Steward: bass, djimbe, kazoo
Pete "you know what we need ..." Bejarano: keyboards, talking drums, quasi-vocals
Tim "it's 11:00" Dutton: drums
Brett "ridiculous" Cohen: drums, guitars, timbales

Andy “rainbow coalition” “prince adam” “wearing-white-to-death-metal-shows” “spiderweb-fearing” “dressing up for anyone female” Allen, Erin “Santa Cruz morning” Wood, Gus “long distance” Ponce, Mike “we are now part of the tribe!” Mesmer, Brandon “skull of fur” Diaz, Guy, Matt “kill kill kill everything it doesn’t matter just kill” Arciaga, Misty “Mountaintop,” Chloe “Chris is here somewhere” Steward, Robert “making eggs in a Deeds of Flesh shirt under an apron” Benter, Jimmy “yea I’ll go to Big Bear” Vorhis, Jenny “bench warmer” Goldman, Brook “bowling on a whim” Sysbema, Courtney “on the phone too long” Ennis, Rokker guitars, Steinberger headless basses, Marshall amps, SWR amps, Roland amps, OCP drums, CP “mcgyver” drums, Remo tribal percussion, Alesis keyboards, Roland keyboards, Roland VS-series zip-disc recording equipment, Digitech and DOD effects processors, and Radio Shack everything. Sean of Big Bear’s Radio Shack, all the Sleigher parents, IBC root beer, microwave food of all kinds but especially chicken pot pies, “dog,” Nana and Baba Bejarano, the entire city and climate of Big Bear including the people who yelled “get a job” at Erin, Gus, and Pete while busking, “icy,” snow, pine trees, and all things true and foresty, brutal medieval warfare, strange movies, gauntlets, Star Wars, black metal, death metal, hardcore, prog rock, jazz, 70’s funk, classic rock, really weird unclassifiable music, Primus, filthy recording techniques, Saturday morning cartoons, the Simpsons, Married With Children, people who don’t take themselves seriously, everyone in saaton’s arm chair, Stormbringer (for the blackmetal mafia halloween party), all the bands Steve has conquered, Del Taco, Claim Jumper, Stater Brothers issue generic brown-labeled stuff, all the hot chicks Chris watches on TV, Natalie Portman, true guys, the satanic “stocking the produce section at Tia-mart” farmer, things that are epic, bands that start with a K, the homie-mobiles, car, life, ha-ha-beep, the Korean minions of our dark lord, the tire, the cat, kitty, Scott Joplin, ragtime music, ’63 corvettes, guys who drive Vipers in San Diego and almost crash just because some kids told them to peel out, the mangler, tumbleweeds, kung-fu transmissions, cheesy movies of all kinds, Lincoln Nebraska, Hansen’s Smoothies, hockey sacks in garages, Pictionary, Star Wars board games, scategories, Bolt-Thrower board games, orange juice, Allen at Mad Platter, all underground music stores, anyone who sells Rokker guitars with a straight face, Hatebreed, issue, cheap generic soda, things that are teeth, 454 big blocks, the original Slayer, monkey-like Showcase metal Sadistic Intent fans, A.C., yahoo chat names in general, Stanley Kubrick, Terry Gilliam, Mike Leigh, whoever invented the band, Mr Johnson inventor of the bass drum pedal, people who live on streets with funny names, Mr. Bungle, again Mr. Bungle, Quebequois, foley artists, Denny’s (most of them), soup-aisle metal, everyone else, ever … … … ever